Biyernes, Oktubre 11, 2013

1.      I am not a trash so you cannot tear me,
I am not a trash so you cannot play me,
I am not a trash so you cannot burn me,          
I am not a trash so you cannot recycle me,
I am not a trash so you cannot throw me.

2.     I am not a car so you cannot start me,
            I am not a car so you cannot ride on me,
            I am not a car so you cannot park me, 
            I am not a car so you cannot race me,
            I am not a car so you cannot sell me.

3.   I am not a slipper so you cannot wear me,
 I am not a slipper so you cannot step on me,
            I am not a slipper so I cannot take you,
            I am not a slipper so you cannot use me,
            I am not a slipper so you cannot throw me.

4.    I am not a calendar so you cannot set me a date,
 I am not a calendar so so I cannot remind you,
            I am not a calendar so you cannot tear me,
            I am not a calendar so I cannot inform you,
            I am not a calendar so you cannot write on me.

5.      I am not a remote so you cannot control me,
            I am not a remote so you cannot press me,
            I am not a remote so you cannot resemble me
            I am not a remote so you cannot change me,
 I am not a remote so you cannot put a battery on me.

6.      I am not a Facebook so you cannot add me,
            I am not a Facebook so I cannot accept you,
I am not a Facebook so you cannot design me,
I am not a Facebook so I cannot update you,
I am not a Facebook so you cannot locate me.

7.      I am not a doctor so I cannot cure you,
I am not a doctor so I cannot help you,
I am not a doctor so you cannot command me,
I am not a doctor so I cannot test you,
I am not a doctor so I cannot operate you.

8.      I am not a pet so you cannot play me,
I am not a pet so you cannot feed me,
I am not a pet so I cannot be with you,
I am not a pet so you cannot command me,
I am not a pet so you cannot throw me anywhere.

9.      I am not a song so you cannot arrange me,
I am not a song so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a song so you cannot tune me,
I am not a song so I cannot share an emotion with you,
I am not a song so you cannot sang with me.

10.   I am not a picture so you cannot tear me apart,
I am not a picture so I cannot make you smile,
I am not a picture so you cannot put me under your pillow,
I am not a picture so I cannot give you memories,
I am not a picture so you cannot kiss me.

11.   I am not a shirt so you cannot wear me,
I am not a shirt so I cannot make you beautiful,
I am not a shirt so you cannot style me,
I am not a shirt so I cannot cover me,
I am not a shirt so you cannot wash me.

12.   I am not a thesis so you cannot conduct a study on me,
I am not a thesis so I cannot inform you,
I am not a thesis so you cannot present you,
I am not a thesis so I cannot present me an answer,
I am not a thesis so you cannot defend me.

13.   I am not a book so you cannot judge me,
I am not a book so I cannot share my knowledge to you,
I am not a book so you cannot use me as cover when it's raining,
I am not a book so I cannot inform you,
I am not a book so you cannot scan me.

14.    I am not a tennis ball so you cannot
I am not a tennis ball so you cannot
I am not a tennis ball so you cannot
I am not a tennis ball so you cannot
I am not a tennis ball so you cannot

15.    I am not a dress so you cannot change me anytime,
I am not a dress so you cannot set me aside,
I am not a dress so you cannot give me to those who needed me most,
I am not a dress so you cannot sell me,
I am not a dress so you cannot repair me. 

16.   I am not a paper so you cannot throw me,
I am not a paper so you cannot burn me,
I am not a paper so you cannot tear me apart,
I am not a paper so you cannot scratch me,
I am not a paper so you cannot cut me.

 17.    I am not a Flat Screen Television so you cannot switch me,
I am not a Flat Screen Television so you cannot turn on me,
I am not a Flat Screen Television so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a Flat Screen Television so you cannot turn off me,
I am not a Flat Screen Television so you cannot buy me. 


18.   I am not a land so you cannot allocate me,
I am not a land so you cannot utilize me,
I am not a land so you cannot buy me,
I am not a land so you cannot sell me,
I am not a land so you cannot plant on me.

19.   I am not a twitter so you cannot follow me,
I am not a twitter so you cannot re-twit me,
I am not a twitter so you cannot update me,
I am not a twitter so you cannot view me,
I am not a twitter so you cannot put a hash-tag  on me.

20.  I am not a chalk so you cannot erase me,
I am not a chalk so you cannot buy me,
I am not a chalk so you cannot sell me,
I am not a chalk so you cannot put me on a box,
I am not a chalk so you cannot use in writing.

21.   I am not a math so you cannot solve me,
I am not a math so you cannot analyze me,
I am not a math so I cannot give you an answer,
I am not a math so you cannot calculate me,
I am not a math so you cannot add me.

22.  I am not a stuff toy so you cannot hug me,
I am not a stuff toy so you cannot kiss me,
I am not a stuff toy so I cannot comfort you,
I am not a stuff toy so you cannot love me,
I am not a stuff toy so you cannot be with me.

23.  I am not a tree so you cannot cut me,
I am not a tree so you cannot sell me,
I am not a tree so you cannot innovate me,
I am not a tree so you cannot buy me,
I am not a tree so you cannot use me.

24.  I am not a coffee so you cannot mix me,
I am not a coffee so you cannot drink me,
I am not a coffee so you cannot innovate me,
I am not a coffee so you cannot taste me,
I am not a coffee so you cannot sell me. 


25.   I am not a money so you cannot spent me,
I am not a money so you cannot save me,
I am not a money so you cannot exchange me,
I am not a money so you cannot give me to a charity,
I am not a money so you cannot use me.

26.  I am not a YouTube so you cannot search me,
I am not a YouTube so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a YouTube so you cannot watch me,
I am not a YouTube so I cannot make you updated,
I am not a YouTube so you cannot unlike me. 

27.   I am not a milk so you cannot drink me,
I am not a milk so you cannot taste me,
I am not a milk so you cannot sell me,
I am not a milk so you cannot innovate me,
I am not a milk so you cannot mix me.

28.  I am not a criminal so I cannot harm you,
I am not a criminal so you cannot suspected me,
I am not a criminal so I cannot kill you,
I am not a criminal so you cannot judge me,
I am not a criminal so I cannot take you away.

29.  I am not your enemy so you cannot hate me,
I am not your enemy so you cannot back stab me,
I am not your enemy so you cannot judge me,
I am not your enemy so you cannot make fun of me,
I am not your enemy so you cannot cast a spell on me.

30.  I am not a fruit so you cannot bite me,
I am not a fruit so you cannot eat me,
I am not a fruit so you cannot sell me,
I am not a fruit so you cannot taste me,
I am not a fruit so you cannot display me.

31.   I am not a computer so you cannot shift me,
I am not a computer so I cannot give you information,
I am not a computer so you cannot control me,
I am not a computer so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a computer so you cannot access an information on me.

32.  I am not a shoes so you cannot sell me,
I am not a shoes so you cannot step on me,
I am not a shoes so I cannot take you,
I am not a shoes so you cannot use me,
I am not a shoes so you cannot wear me.

33.  I am not your wife so I cannot give you a child,
I am not your wife so you cannot love me,
I am not your wife so I cannot take care of you,
I am not your wife so you cannot hurt me, 
I am not your wife so I cannot love you back.

34.  I am not a dog so you cannot feed me,
I am not a dog so you cannot throw me anywhere,
I am not a dog so I cannot be with you,
I am not a dog so you cannot play me,
I am not a dog so you cannot command me.

35.   I am not a music so you cannot grove with me,
I am not a music so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a music so you cannot adjust me,
I am not a music so I cannot beat with you,
I am not a you cannot tune me.

36.  I am not a water so you cannot drink me,
I am not a water so I cannot sustain your thirst,
I am not a water so you cannot waste me,
I am not a water so I cannot make you wet,
I am not a water so you cannot boil me.

37.   I am not a robot so you cannot control me,
I am not a robot so you cannot reformat me,
I am not a robot so you cannot command me,
I am not a robot so you cannot change me,
I am not a robot so you cannot operate me. 

38.  I am not a bottle so you cannot sell me,
I am not a bottle so you cannot throw me,
I am not a bottle so you cannot buy me,
I am not a bottle so you cannot break me,
I am not a bottle so you cannot recycle me.

39.  I am not a toy so you cannot play me,
I am not a toy so you cannot disassemble me,
I am not a toy so you cannot throw me,
I am not a toy so you cannot operate me,
I am not a toy so you cannot give me to others.

40.  I am not a battery you cannot change me, 
I am not a battery you cannot  buy me,
I am not a battery you cannot  use me,
I am not a battery you cannot  sell  me,
I am not a battery you cannot  charge me.

41.   I am not a child so you cannot monitor me,
I am not a child so I cannot be with you always,
I am not a child so you cannot force me,
I am not a child so I cannot play with you,
I am not a child so you cannot giggle on me. 

42.  I am not a test paper so you cannot answer me,
I am not a test paper so you cannot encircle me,
I am not a test paper so you cannot underline me,
I am not a test paper so you cannot pass me,
I am not a test paper so you cannot tear me.

43.  I am not a ring so you cannot wear me,
I am not a ring so you cannot re-size me, 
I am not a ring so I cannot say yes to you, ,
I am not a ring so you cannot return me,
I am not a ring so you cannot buy me.

 44.  I am not a doll so you cannot display me,
I am not a doll so you cannot innovate me,
I am not a doll so you cannot style me,
I am not a doll so you cannot disassemble me,
I am not a doll so you cannot collect me.

45.   I am not a puppet so you cannot control me,
I am not a puppet so I cannot entertain you,
I am not a puppet so you cannot command me,
I am not a puppet so I cannot give you wealth,
I am not a puppet so you cannot paint me.

46.  I am not a game so you cannot lose me,
I am not a game so you cannot risk me,
I am not a game so you cannot play me,
I am not a game so you cannot use me as a hobby,
I am not a game so you cannot win me.

47.   I am not a Bluetooth so you cannot connect with me,
I am not a Bluetooth so you cannot on me,
I am not a Bluetooth so I cannot accept you,
I am not a Bluetooth so you cannot off me,
I am not a Bluetooth so you cannot share me.

48.  I am not a bag so you cannot carry me,
I am not a bag so you cannot put me,
I am not a bag so you cannot buy me,
I am not a bag so you cannot sell me,
I am not a bag so you cannot stock me.

49.  I am not your girlfriend so you cannot kiss me,
I am not your girlfriend so you cannot slap me,
I am not your girlfriend so you cannot be with me,
I am not your girlfriend so you cannot hug me,
I am not your girlfriend so you cannot punch me.

50.  I am not a clock so you cannot set me,
I am not a clock so I cannot update you,
I am not a clock so you cannot resit me,
I am not a clock so I cannot inform you,
I am not a clock so you cannot look at me.